When I wear a polo, itburnswhenipee.

[Thorn Bird]

what he needs is a good bitchslap from a courageous woman who loves him and refuses to put up with his shit. and lets him get into her skirts and wear them. possibly at the same time.

 

[polo]

need a firm slap she says, and she's probably right

pity the last courageous woman i encountered was just as mental as i was, our forces cancelled each other out and that was the end of that. not too shabby an innings though, 9 months? hot damn.

i don't plan to be reeled in until my late 20's - still 8 years of drinking in me yet

 

[Coqui]

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

9 months? Woah slow down soldier!

 

[polo]

longest i've ever dated someone. im surprised too. beats me.

 

[Thorn Bird]

need a firm slap she says, and she's probably right

pity the last courageous woman i encountered was just as mental as i was, our forces cancelled each other out and that was the end of that. not too shabby an innings though, 9 months? hot damn.

i don't plan to be reeled in until my late 20's - still 8 years of drinking in me yet

you're not mental. you're stubborn, confused, and rebellious. it's called your 20s, and one day you'll look back and laugh as you're sitting on your expansive deck, absentmindedly stroking your stethoscope and smoking cigars, drinking brandy, and comparing stories with your other mates who have the same assholish stories while your wives bitch and giggle in the kitchen, getting tossed on blushes and prescription pills while a couple young chirren weave between their legs.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Weird. I've already had 2 relationships that lasted over 2 years. Hmmmm.....

 

[Thorn Bird]

my longest relationship before spange was three months.

 

[Coqui]

My longest relationship before spange was 6 months

 

[Thorn Bird]

My longest relationship before spange was 6 months

he's REALLY good, isn't he?

 

[Coqui]

he's REALLY good, isn't he?

I love it when he does that thing with that thing.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I love it when he does that thing with that thing.

omg totally.

 

[kiwi]

I never had any relationships before Kyle.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Wow I can't imagine being with only one man from the word go. Maybe Im not as prudish as I thought

 

[Dharma1521]

I've had a few 2-3 year relationships totally approximately 10 years of dating. I'm tired of it, I'm taking a break.

 

[dbzeag]

i reckon i'll be that plummed it'll be all that i can do to insult someone

i may strip down and tie a tea towel around my waist and stand there with the lad free all night, hidden behind a thin layer of rough country cotton

i don't have a kilt you see

fuck why am i so drunk at this hour.. i feel like i've just put bets on a few horses

Pics to [email protected] please

Sounds like you need a utilikilt.

I agree. I have one I am not using at the moment, but polo is a foot taller than me so it wouldn't make sense to send it to him

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I've had a few 2-3 year relationships totally approximately 10 years of dating. I'm tired of it, I'm taking a break.

How did the 3 day one with mikey compare?

 

[kiwi]

Wow I can't imagine being with only one man from the word go. Maybe Im not as prudish as I thought

I dated lots of other guys, just never anything I'd consider a relationship.

 

[Dharma1521]

How did the 3 day one with mikey compare?

I guess it all depends on what you consider a relationship to be. I don't toss around that word lightly. So really there is no point of comparision in the "3 day" situation.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I guess it all depends on what you consider a relationship to be. I don't toss around that word lightly. So really there is no point of comparision in the "3 day" situation.

Very true. In general I'd say a year or so is a relationship. But I suppose it depends on the people involved. I was being light hearted.