When I wear a polo, itburnswhenipee.

It is very depressing to realize I am much too old for polo. :(

IBWIP, however, will simply age beautifully :drool:
 
when itburnswhenipee, i wear a polo.

happy birthday scoundrels. may you both be beaten mercilessly because we all know that you both like this. may you also have the most comfortable stools at your favorite pubs because we know you will both be there all day.
 
when itburnswhenipee, i wear a polo.

happy birthday scoundrels. may you both be beaten mercilessly because we all know that you both like this. may you also have the most comfortable stools at your favorite pubs because we know you will both be there all day.

Why do they need to take a crap at their favorite pubs?
 
2.52pm and i'm already drunk (and got a lovely haircut yeo)

thanks folks. it touches me.

i have 90 bottles of beer in the fridge for my party later, when i plan to get absolutely rat arsed and throw my shoes at someone.

merry christmas ibwip!
 
i reckon i'll be that plummed it'll be all that i can do to insult someone

i may strip down and tie a tea towel around my waist and stand there with the lad free all night, hidden behind a thin layer of rough country cotton

i don't have a kilt you see

fuck why am i so drunk at this hour.. i feel like i've just put bets on a few horses