Whats your earliest childhood memory?

[Grunt]

Mine is probably the time me and my bother were feeding bread to these little ducklings at my gramps summer cabin. (They were soooo damn cute btw) I was the only one the ducks weren't afraid of. They'd even eat right out of my hand.
Anyway, when we were done feeding them they all started following me for some reason and it scared the shit out of me.. So I start running away from them. So my mom sees me running towards her, screaming and crying. With 15-20 little duckies running after me in a straight line and last but not least their mother.. Who was really pissed off

Apparently they had mistaken me for their mother.
Heres a REALLY bad picture of me as a kid

Thats me and my bro (I'm ugly one on the right)
Do I really look like a duck?

Your turn, whats your earliest childhood memory?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Eating my first birthday cake, or should I say 'trying on' my first birthday cake

 

[BigDov]

The earliest memory I have is of gathering turkey eggs on my grandpa's farm....... I must have only been 3 or 4 at the time.

 

[smileynev]

waking up in the cryostasis chamber two months before our arrival.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

loadin up the diaper

 

[Syrup Beaver]

waking up in the cryostasis chamber two months before our arrival.

GREETINGS SPECIES 3472

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

My first joint. It gets a bit hazy after that.

 

[simple]

I remember one dream I had ... in it I saw my beloved mother, with a peculiarly peaceful, sleeping expression on her features, being carried into the room by two (or three) people with birds' beaks and laid upon the bed

 

[BigDov]

I remember one dream I had ... in it I saw my beloved mother, with a peculiarly peaceful, sleeping expression on her features, being carried into the room by two (or three) people with birds' beaks and laid upon the bed

You grew up in a cult? That helps me understand you just a bit more.......

 

[simple]

You grew up in a cult? That helps me understand you just a bit more.......

google my quote

 

[smileynev]

I remember one dream I had ... in it I saw my beloved mother, with a peculiarly peaceful, sleeping expression on her features, being carried into the room by two (or three) people with birds' beaks and laid upon the bed

wtf zelda?

 

[smileynev]

google my quote

wtf freud

 

[Grunt]

Eating my first birthday cake, or should I say 'trying on' my first birthday cake

Needs more details

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Needs more details

I ended up wearing more of it than I managed to get in my mouth

 

[BigDov]

google my quote

I see. What's up with that??

 

[simple]

I see. What's up with that??

I dunno, watch back to the future, if your mom was hot when you went back in time would you hit that?

 

[Grunt]

My first joint. It gets a bit hazy after that.

I'll bet

How old were you when you had your first joint?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'll bet

How old were you when you had your first joint?

I dunno, way back when.

Maybe 8 or 9.

 

[Grunt]

I dunno, watch back to the future, if your mom was hot when you went back in time would you hit that?

If you had a sex-change operation then went back in time. Would you have sex with yourself?

 

[Grunt]

I dunno, way back when.

Maybe 8 or 9.

Not bad at all