What's wrong with them?

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In this thread we decide what psychological damage was done by whatever event(s) that happened in someone's childhood to make them the way they are.

example:
galen

Galen's father: "you little miserable fuck! go study your damn sciences ya bastard! leave me in peace to drink my whiskey! you should learn to be a real man instead of reading like a prissy poof! if it's not Irish, it's crap! sleep with this cat or I'll kill you."


drool

drool's mother: "if you brush your hair 100 times before bed, your hair will always be shiney and you will grow up to find a nice man you can share your poo with."

edit: fixed to meet Galen's cat issues.
 
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1) My father does not drink whiskey or spirits.
2) He is more intelligent than I'll ever be.
3) That's my attitude, not his.

Any psychological damage is done by the assholes I deal with on a daily basis.
And cats, I hate cats.
 
itburnswhenipee said:
Well, if that's the case then why can't your father play an abusive drunk on the internet?
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I'm sure he could, but he has a deep dislike of computers. Mostly because he can't see the writing without having to look closely with his reading glasses on :p
 
Galen said:
I'm sure he could, but he has a deep dislike of computers. Mostly because he can't see the writing without having to look closely with his reading glasses on :p
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You should show him how to make the fonts bigger. Or buy him a bigger monitor. Or get one of those programs that makes it sound like Stephen Hawkings is reading the internets to you.
 
itburnswhenipee said:
You should show him how to make the fonts bigger. Or buy him a bigger monitor. Or get one of those programs that makes it sound like Stephen Hawkings is reading the internets to you.
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He's happier with his newspapers and has no interest in computers which is great because then he can't see the kind of crap Visker usually messages me with.
 
Galen said:
He's happier with his newspapers and has no interest in computers which is great because then he can't see the kind of crap Visker usually messages me with.
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Is he one of those people who's peaked, technologically speaking? Does he consider the quadrophonic 8-track cassette player the height of human inventiveness? Does he shuffle warily past any machine burning with the clean, cold light of high-intensity LEDs?

Does he refer to microwave oven as "radio ranges?"

/off to coal the Stanley Steamer....
 
itburnswhenipee said:
Is he one of those people who's peaked, technologically speaking? Does he consider the quadrophonic 8-track cassette player the height of human inventiveness? Does he shuffle warily past any machine burning with the clean, cold light of high-intensity LEDs?

Does he refer to microwave oven as "radio ranges?"

/off to coal the Stanley Steamer....
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you have to understand that it's easier to hold a paper while drunk than it is to move a mouse.
 
itburnswhenipee said:
Is he one of those people who's peaked, technologically speaking? Does he consider the quadrophonic 8-track cassette player the height of human inventiveness? Does he shuffle warily past any machine burning with the clean, cold light of high-intensity LEDs?

Does he refer to microwave oven as "radio ranges?"

/off to coal the Stanley Steamer....
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Nope. He's an avid collector of DVD's for instance. He just does not like or feel the need to use a PC.
 
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