What's up, "dude"?

[Nyx]

http://www.worthlessfacts.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=comments.dsp_comments&factID=876&tierParentID=8

Right near the top of the page:

"What's Up, Dude?
The word "dude" is the name for an infected elephant butt hair."

Near the bottom of the page:

"- Dude is actually the name given to an elephant's penis."

Maybe repost, but if so I never saw it before

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

why would there be a name for an infected elephants butt hair besides just calling it an infected elephant butt hair?

 

[BigDov]

Guess I'm going to have to make a change in my vocabulary now......

 

[Millions]

I just totally flashed back to the third grade.

 

[BigDov]

why would there be a name for an infected elephants butt hair besides just calling it an infected elephant butt hair?

Yeah, really dude, why?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So is dudette a female elephant penis?

 

[Nyx]

why would there be a name for an infected elephants butt hair besides just calling it an infected elephant butt hair?

I have no idea, and I certainly am not vouching for the veracity of this piece of information.

 

[Nyx]

Guess I'm going to have to make a change in my vocabulary now......

Yeah, might be a good idea

 

[wr3kt]

In the words of Michaelangelo for TMNT:
"Cowabunga, I.E.B.H.'s!!!!"

 

[BigDov]

So is dudette a female elephant penis?

That sounds like something of an anatomical anomaly to me......

 

[Nyx]

So is dudette a female elephant penis?

I'm not sure that I really want to know the answer to that one

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That sounds like something of an anatomical anomaly to me......

April's got one *shrug*

 

[Nyx]

April's got one *shrug*

An elephant penis?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

An elephant penis?

She keeps it in her purse

 

[zengirl]

I'm not sure that I really want to know the answer to that one

Elephant sexual reassignment surgery

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

An elephant penis?

Well, it's proportional to the rest of her body so at a guess, yes.

 

[crazymike]

No, it originated in the late 1800s. It refered to a flashy dressed person.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dude

your's is funnier, but horribly wrong.

 

[Nyx]

She keeps it in her purse

That would explain the large purse.

Elephant sexual reassignment surgery

How do they identify which elephants are candidates for the surgery? Do they have to go through extensive counseling to insure that they will be happy with their new sexual roles? Are there more transsexuals among African or Asian elephants?

 

[Nyx]

No, it originated in the late 1800s. It refered to a flashy dressed person.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dude

your's is funnier, but horribly wrong.

It ain't my definition, just what a friend of mine found on a Google search

Anyway, why should we let facts stand in the way of entertainment?...

 

[crazymike]

It ain't my definition, just what a friend of mine found on a Google search

Anyway, why should we let facts stand in the way of entertainment?...

WE SHOULDN'T AND WE DON'T!!!!!


I'm pretty sure april doesn't weigh 400lbs adn doesn't have a penis, but it won't stop us from laughing at her because of it!