Whats the best thing a co-worker has done for you?

[fly]

I would but I'm a girl, and girls don't fart.

You've met April, right?

 

[CletusJones]

I love my job in that all my co-workers are really my friends. We hang out on teh weekends, play sports..

That must be nice. The people in my immediate department are awesome but the rest of my company consists of spineless backstabbers and i dispise them all.

 

[JAXvillain]

You've met April, right?

 

[APRIL]

I would but I'm a girl, and girls don't fart.

Gawd, I do... sometimes its so nasty that it deserves to be planted on flys face.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Me ex could clear a room with her toxic clouds. I think she ate roadkill or something.

But they were nothing compared to mine.

 

[CletusJones]

Gawd, I do... sometimes its so nasty that it deserves to be planted on flys face.

kamikaze anus attack style?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Gawd, I do... sometimes its so nasty that it deserves to be planted on flys face.

Dutch oven ftw!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

My boss occasionally buys me alcohol and dinner, as does his boss.

One co-worker was nice and left the company

Another gave me tickets to a wine tasting that he couldn't make it too, that was extremely nice - I brought him back several bottles of wine as thanks

 

[Bubbles]

My co-worker cuddles with me all day. Sits in my lap makin bicuits like nobody's business.

 

[Galen]

Shut's up and let's me get on with my own work.

 

[APRIL]

My co-worker cuddles with me all day. Sits in my lap makin bicuits like nobody's business.

Ahhhh kitt-en!

 

[Penis Envy]

this thread derailed..

 

[b_sinning]

I had a manager at an old job give me a bag of pot to work later.

 

[Pandora]

this thread derailed..

this suprises you? It stayed on topic longer than most.


Oh and I kinda lied. My boss did go on vacation a few weeks ago and brought me back a rum cake. That was pretty nice.

 

[theacoustician]

I hooked you up with a job...am I not your coworker??

True, but I didn't think that counted in this situation since we weren't co-workers at the time you got me the job (obviously). Didn't mean to leave your out or offend you.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I slept with a coworker once. I thought that was awfully nice.

 

[b_sinning]

I slept with a coworker once. I thought that was awfully nice.

I'm sure he did too.

 

[kiwi]

I slept with a coworker once. I thought that was awfully nice.

Yes, but how did he feel about it?

Edit: Beaten by b_sinning.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'm sure he did too.

I told him not to make eye contact or try to kiss me. I'm not a freaking homo, after all.

 

[theacoustician]

I'm sure he did too.

Yes, but how did he feel about it?

Hey now, let's not make fun of kids like that. Children just don't know any better sometimes.