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smileynev
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If your wang can fit in a lightsocket, you might as well stick it in one because you ain't got much to live for.
Then you could tell us about your evening with Bruce Bruce, the Loose Goose.jaxxor said:I wish I could titlerape this thread and replace advice with ass
smileynev said:If your wang can fit in a lightsocket, you might as well stick it in one because you ain't got much to live for.
I saw a vid of that a couple of weeks ago on the internets. Dude jumped like 10 feet back. It was hilarious.smileynev said:If your wang can fit in a lightsocket, you might as well stick it in one because you ain't got much to live for.
Nemo said:A homeless shouted this to me down the street once: "Keep your head up when you walk or you won't know where you're going in life" I thought it was profound at the time, even though I was sober.
fixtwr3kt said:Always find out if the girl you're interested in is on meds. If she is, find out what, maybe she'll share.
HifiGirly said:Look for a ring before making out with hot guy... if you notice a ring don't make out with him, and DO NOT SLEEP with him...
April23 said:Guys know to take the ring off, look for a tan line where the ring is. If thats not good enough PM me for more details.
Coqui said:You know now that I looked, I really don't have a tan line there.
However, the skin is glossy around it, and the hair obviously flattened where the ring is.
April23 said:I'm a married man.