What's the best piece of ass you have ever received?

[APRIL]

On foot massages: touchin' a lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark,

 

[Galen]

"Do your best"

I could never offer much more than that, and I feel that I am doing pretty well for myself.

 

[fly]

Just cause you eat pussy and wear makeup doesn't make you a lipstick lesbian.

 

[Galen]

Just cause you eat pussy and wear makeup doesn't make you a lipstick lesbian.

That's beautiful

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

On foot massages: touchin' a lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holyies, ain't the same ballpark,

 

[DirkPhoenix]

Broken hearts heal, but herpes returns.

 

[BigDov]

A girl in highschool signed my annual one year: "Don't forget that when the time comes Donovan, that your hand is not a pussy. Love Brenda"

That one bit of advice has served me well.

 

[thrawn]

A girl in highschool signed my annual one year: "Don't forget that when the time comes Donovan, that your hand is not a pussy. Love Brenda"

That one bit of advice has served me well.

I had a chick write, "Good luck and grow up," among other things...

 

[thrawn]

bahahaha, i had to pull out the yearbook. another chick wrote, "you've been a really pain in the behind."

 

[fly]

bahahaha, i had to pull out the yearbook. another chick wrote, "you've been a really pain in the behind."

Doing chicks in the ass.

 

[APRIL]

bahahaha, i had to pull out the yearbook. another chick wrote, "you've been a really pain in the behind."

I had someone write in my yearbook something along the lines of, " Thanks for messing up tradition, we all had dibs on you getting pregnant in the darkroom."

 

[BigDov]

I had a chick write, "Good luck and grow up," among other things...

Was "Stay sweet and be neat" among the other things??

 

[thrawn]

Was "Stay sweet and be neat" among the other things??

not quite

 

[BigDov]

not quite

Hmm....

 

[Sp`ange]

It's better to be a smartass than a dumbass.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Never spit, piss, puke, or have explosive diarrhea INTO the wind

 

[fly]

Never break wind in a tornado.

 

[jaxxor]

I wish I could titlerape this thread and replace advice with ass

 

[APRIL]

I wish I could titlerape this thread and replace advice with ass

 

[JAXvillain]

don't stick your wang in a light socket