What's the best piece of ass you have ever received?

[simple]

everyone beats off to sailormoon

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Don't blare 80's pop music from your truck and expect the local farmers to take you seriously

 

[smileynev]

if you're not hot and your girlfriend is hot, you're a fucking rebound

3 years is a long rebound

if you're not hot and your wife is hot, I hope you signed a prenup

What if he has nothing but some crappy stereo equipment?

 

[simple]

never talk on your cellphone while taking a shit cause you're bound to get some poo on your hand while your wiping and then it'll get on your cell phone and then it'll get on your mouth

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It goes "mouth, vagina, asshole" , if you reverse that order, youre bound to get in touble.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

In business, never call someone an asshole directly, instead prove to everyone else they are in fact, an asshole by showing that they are wrong tactfully

 

[jaxxor]

always finish what you start

 

[simple]

if some bitch is giving you shit, KBPT

kick box, punch tit

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Never dress up like lara croft then post pics on an internet forum

 

[simple]

never make a comic about a clown in a mayo jar

 

[JAXvillain]

never make faggy threads about bunnahs on the internets

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Always smuggle machine guns under bags of cocaine

 

[simple]

Always smuggle machine guns under bags of cocaine

hahahaa

 

[simple]

never make faggy threads about bunnahs on the internets

or say "bunnahs"

 

[JAXvillain]

or say "bunnahs"

quoting for you saying bunnahs

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Don't eat yellow snow

 

[Desslock]

Fuck the fucking fuckers first.

 

[JAXvillain]

someone told me this in a bar while on vacation last week
florida:come for vacation, leave on probation, and come back for violation

 

[smileynev]

Don't propose to your hot girlfriend that you've been dating for several years. Wait until she gets fed up with you and moves on to realize that she was better then what you deserve

 

[Mrs. Valve]

know your target and beyond