What's the best piece of ass you have ever received?

[smileynev]

Don't get involved in a land war in asia
don't feed them after midnight

 

[fly]

Never eat the peanuts.

 

[simple]

only fuck little boys your same color

that interracial shit is for crazy people

 

[smileynev]

If its from Maryland, it isn't funny.

 

[simple]

smileynev gives great head, because he's constantly hungry

 

[OT > UF]

I won't go into detail, because it involves a story, but I will tell you that I won't ever eat frozen yogurt again if I see a teenage boy working behind the counter....

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Don't claim responsibility for anything that will make the news, no matter how cool it makes you to your friends

 

[smileynev]

elpmis will suck your dick for free if you show him a baggy of flour beforehand.

 

[smileynev]

I won't go into detail, because it involves a story, but I will tell you that I won't ever eat frozen yogurt again if I see a teenage boy working behind the counter....

LOL EJACULATION LOL

 

[simple]

if your wife beats your ass like the bunny that you are, then you'll probably start believing you're a bunny and you'll pursue a quest to only sex other bunnys.

edit: and your name will be smileynev

 

[smileynev]

If your girlfriend insists on shoving a stick up your ass before having sex, chances are she's reliving the passion of an old flame or fantasizing about a man she met on the internet.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Never squat while wearing spurs

 

[simple]

If your girlfriend insists on shoving a stick up your ass before having sex, chances are she's reliving the passion of an old flame or fantasizing about a man she met on the internet.

 

[Ryokurin]

Learn how to play golf. Apparantly it does give you an edge in negotiations once you are in the corporate world.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If you cant fix it with duct tape, fuck it, its broke.

 

[simple]

if you're not hot and your girlfriend is hot, you're a fucking rebound

 

[simple]

if you're not hot and your wife is hot, I hope you signed a prenup

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Don't gargle pureed sardines in front of a Walrus

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Except in limited circumstances, you get what you pay for

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Raping hobos is safe because no one believes what they say anyways