What's the best piece of ass you have ever received?

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Any wise words? Any wisdom to pass along?
Do it here

 

[theacoustician]

Check her ID FIRST!

 

[fly]

Push out, like you're pooping, while he puts it in.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Push out, like you're pooping, while he puts it in.

See, that's the stuff they dont teach you in University!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Always be mindful of where your thumb is on a semi-automatic handgun

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Cover their mouths BEFORE inserting the blade

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Never piss off a janitor or member of the maintenance crew

 

[thrawn]

she's gonna end up like her mom, son.

 

[water]

Never piss off a the IT department.

fixt

PS- We WILL delete your stuff just because it amuses us.

 

[fly]

coffee gets dried cum out of fur.

 

[simple]

Push out, like you're pooping, while he puts it in.

hahahaahahhaha can't stop laughing

 

[water]

Kick someone's ass on the first day, or become someone's bitch.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If it didn't explode right away, that doesn't mean it's not gonna

 

[theacoustician]

Push out, like you're pooping, while he puts it in.

WTF mang

 

[simple]

"no one should drink and drive that hasn't done it for about 4 months" - actual comment from my father

 

[Syrup Beaver]

fixt

PS- We WILL delete your stuff just because it amuses us.

Well that's another one, but it's only data

( And I control ~500TB )

Maintenance can make your life miserable

 

[theacoustician]

Never cross the streams

 

[3_ft_9]

Never jump without a parachute

 

[simple]

Never cross the streams

why not? I do that shit all the time

 

[fly]

Docking, while uncircumcised, is no fun.