What's the best pie in the multiverse?

[CletusJones]

while meat pies are usually delicious, they are not my favorite thing. If I had to pick a meat-based pie that was not a "pot-pie" it would be shepherd's pie. I do love a good turkey pot pie though.

I think either french silk, coconut or banana cream, or apple would come in as a tie in the non-meat pie category.

 

[Detman101]

I've heard that puntang-pie is great
But I won't find out till I'm married.


Till then, it's sheperd's pie and pineapple pudding pie for me.

 

[PinkysAvenger]

I've heard that puntang-pie is great
But I won't find out till I'm married.


Till then, it's sheperd's pie and pineapple pudding pie for me.

wait, you want to marry this chick and you've never had sex?


or does poontang pie mean something else that i wasnt aware of?

 

[Kevlar]

None have you have lived until you've had Suga Momma's pie....

 

[strawberry love]

i've never had shepards pie...looks really good though

 

[Fat Burger]

wait, you want to marry this chick and you've never had sex?

 

[BigDov]

None have you have lived until you've had Suga Momma's pie....

I'll PM you my address......

 

[Desslock]

None have you have lived until you've had Suga Momma's pie....

Oh my.
I'll be right over.

 

[Kevlar]

I've never shipped a pie...don't think it would make it. Guess you're going to have to come here....

I'll PM you my address......

Ooooo! My Black Beauty What time should I expect you?

Oh my.
I'll be right over.

 

[smileynev]

French Apple Cream Cheese

 

[BigDov]

I've never shipped a pie...don't think it would make it. Guess you're going to have to come here....




Ooooo! My Black Beauty What time should I expect you?

Well, I am planning a trip to SoCal next year.....

 

[Desslock]

Ooooo! My Black Beauty What time should I expect you?

I'll be cumming soon.

 

[Kevlar]

Really?! When? You better let me know

Well, I am planning a trip to SoCal next year.....

 

[Kevlar]

I'll be cumming soon.

 

[BigDov]

Really?! When? You better let me know

Probably in April. That's all I know right now.

 

[Detman101]

wait, you want to marry this chick and you've never had sex?


or does poontang pie mean something else that i wasnt aware of?

Well, getting married is the only way that I'm going to be able to have sex.
I'm a born-again christian dude.

 

[CletusJones]

Well, getting married is the only way that I'm going to be able to have sex.
I'm a born-again christian dude.

really? i've never known anyone who's done this. how's that working out for you? can you still fap?

 

[Detman101]

really? i've never known anyone who's done this. how's that working out for you? can you still fap?

Yes I still fap.
It works out pretty good. The first 3months were the hardest...after that it wasn't really an issue. And you really get to see women for who they really are. It helps to discern the insane childish abused basket cases from the actual women when you're not seeing with your penis.

If you can disconnect your heart from the viewing audience as well...man, you're golden.

 

[CletusJones]

Yes I still fap.
It works out pretty good. The first 3months were the hardest...after that it wasn't really an issue. And you really get to see women for who they really are. It helps to discern the insane childish abused basket cases from the actual women when you're not seeing with your penis.

If you can disconnect your heart from the viewing audience as well...man, you're golden.

don't get me wrong here, i've gone a long time without sex before, but I love it too much to just give it up like that. vagina > hand + kleenex

 

[Detman101]

don't get me wrong here, i've gone a long time without sex before, but I love it too much to just give it up like that. vagina > hand + kleenex

After the first 3 months you don't miss it. Especially after you get to a place where you can see the evil manipulations of women.