What's the best kind of cake?

Imagine a layer of moist carrot cake, then a layer of cream cheese frosting, then a layer of cheesecake spiced with the same spices as carrot cake, then topped with more cream cheese frosting.

Now you have experienced the $4 carrot cheesecake at Aladdin's Eatery :drool:

So fucking good :drool:

I reckon I'd cornhole you for a piece of that. It doesn't make me gay though, so don't get any ideas.
 
Strawberry shortcake made with Angel Food cake.

You know whats soooo good. Ok, you take those strawberry shortcake cakes in the veggie section of the grocery store. Put it in a bowl, take two scoops of neopolitan ice cream. Then put chocolate and butterscotch syrup on top.
 
You know whats soooo good. Ok, you take those strawberry shortcake cakes in the veggie section of the grocery store. Put it in a bowl, take two scoops of neopolitan ice cream. Then put chocolate and butterscotch syrup on top.

I was just sitting here wondering, as I often do, why you're so fat. Then I read this and thought "Oh."
 
Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ! Do I have to spell it out for you people?

Buck Cake?

Buk Cake?

Buk kake?

Bukkake?

sheesh...

It was supposed to be funny, but now I'm just tired and frustrated. A tale, told by an idiot. Full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.

Don't worry sweetie, I will make you feel better :hi2u: :drool: