what're your favorite products?

[Applesauce]

You're going to love my nuts.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I was just hoping hed burn his house down so my property values would go back up

Then you could offer him 15 grand for his lot and make yours bigger.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

That makes things too clean.

I'm not one of those neat freak weirdos.

Fire is the ultimate cleanser.

 

[Shalimar]

man, how funny are those swiffer commercials with the mop outside..


"baby come back!"




um.. i try and buy brand name ketchup.

um... bacos.. chips, not bits.

we buy some kinda special dish detergent now. not organic or whatever, but something more natural.

crystal light

nikes and Jordan wear.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Then you could offer him 15 grand for his lot and make yours bigger.

Not a bad idea

 

[ZRH]

It sorta works, since the oil stain gets completely overshadowed by the burn stain.

I've found that using kerosene, palm oil, and lye...

 

[Applesauce]

this is the funniest thing on the internetz

 

[Applesauce]

man, how funny are those swiffer commercials with the mop outside..


"baby come back!"




um.. i try and buy brand name ketchup.

um... bacos.. chips, not bits.

we buy some kinda special dish detergent now. not organic or whatever, but something more natural.

crystal light

nikes and Jordan wear.

I THEM

 

[Duke]

Man, I really think I need to start a Vince Offer fan club.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Man, I really think I need to start a Vince Offer fan club.

Or the opposite of that
What ever that is would be better

 

[Applesauce]

Anti Vince?

I just don't understand how a Miami Vice crack addict got thru the auditions?

 

[JAXvillain]

Anti Vince?

I just don't understand how a Miami Vice crack addict got thru the auditions?

he owns the company for shamwow and slapchop

 

[Applesauce]

Seriously???

 

[JAXvillain]

yup, serios

 

[JAXvillain]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer

 

[Applesauce]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer

Well, be still my heart.