What the hell?

[Syrup Beaver]

and the plutonians are olive green when everyone knows that they are grey.

Yep, and the dude is wearing white shoes/socks, gayly tight shorts, and a yellow short sleeved shirt.

Everyone knows wearing that on a cruiser will get your ass kicked

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yep, and the dude is wearing white shoes/socks, gayly tight shorts, and a yellow short sleeved shirt.

Everyone knows wearing that on a cruiser will get your ass kicked

yeah his knees are scuffed up from riding while wearing shorts not from the crash

 

[Syrup Beaver]

yeah his knees are scuffed up from riding while wearing shorts not from the crash

And from not wearing kneepads at the reststop

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And from not wearing kneepads at the reststop

Perhaps the car driver was a dis-satisfied customer?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Perhaps the car driver was a dis-satisfied customer?

I'm guessing he either used his teeth or didn't properly 'finish'

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm guessing he either used his teeth or didn't properly 'finish'

Well then no wonder he got run over

 

[CletusJones]

Well then no wonder he got run over

perhaps he was trying to flee the scene on the motorcycle because he was scared of the impending beating when he wiped out and ended up fucking himself up anyway.

 

[simple]

Whatever the fuck happened in that pic, you better believe the aliens are gonna gank that arm to beat off with 'stranger' style

 

[APRIL]

Whatever the fuck happened in that pic, you better believe the aliens are gonna gank that arm to beat off with 'stranger' style

 

[simple]

 

[smileynev]

Whatever the fuck happened in that pic, you better believe the aliens are gonna gank that arm to beat off with 'stranger' style

dumbass.

The standard alien penile system cannot possibly be grasped by one man's hand.

 

[simple]

dumbass.

The standard alien penile system cannot possibly be grasped by one man's hand.

did I say arm? I meant the moon

 

[fly]

did I say arm? I meant the moon

Thanks for jerking me off and shoving that ham up my ass.

 

[simple]

those are some pretty kick ass jean shorts that dude is wearin'

 

[simple]

Thanks for jerking me off and shoving that ham up my ass.

you mean coat hanger?

 

[fly]

you mean coat hanger?

Hey, it was my best option.

 

[simple]

Hey, it was my best option.

*snap*