WTF What the flock is everyone's problem?!

So, back to the OP. What the fuck happened here? I'm sick for one day, work another, and the wheels fall off?

I disagreed with WaW, he threw his toys out of the cot, Kiki jumped in on it, my wife gave it to everyone, and casper just couldn't resist.
 
Looking back I wish I had done whatever term was required in the military to get the gi bill to go with my scholarships so I would have had less student loans to repay. Plus that way I would have done my hard partying in my late teens early 20s in the service so I didn't fuck around as much in college.