What the fark is going on in here?

OH GOD I"M SO LOST AND I HATE USING CAPS LOCK SO WHENEVER I WANT TO TYPE IN CAPS I JUST HOLD DOWN SHIFT< BUT WHEN EVER I TRY TO TYPE NON LETTERS IT LOOKS ALL WEIRD>
 
I got a job like a bum and a house that will never be finished, so I quit interneting for a while.

What about you?! What's new? Are you still black? Who else is here? I NEED TO KNOW THINGS!

Edit @ Bree