What should we do here today without Monster Turd?

So, Drool banned April yesterday, and today it's his turn, eh?






























THIS SHIT IS SO HIGH SCHOOL

But then again, Fly,




so is your girl friend.










:fly:
 
When your mutant son becomes a famous footballer player that is highly successful and gets on TV with the Super Bowl trophy, he is going to say "I wanna thank my mom for everything!" and then go to Disney without you.
 
Just how lazy are you that you have a mancave that your deliciously graceful and beautiful wife let you have but you don't have anything but a vacuum cleaner and some extra lumber up there?