what should I name my computer?

BadMojo said:
I'm not into naming my computers. The IT guy at work does it. At home, that is Drool's territory.

I do give my cars names.
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what kind of dork gives a car a name?

my PC's follow a potato theme. Potatoheat, Chip, Fry, etc.
 
HydroSqueegee said:
what kind of dork gives a car a name?

my PC's follow a potato theme. Potatoheat, Chip, Fry, etc.
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Hey, now. Some cars have such a personality that it almost demands to be named. I had a 85 Ford Ranger named Jalopy Joe. He was an old work truck. I had to jump down on the clutch and kick the shifter to change gears.

My roommate, Josh, has an 80 something Nissan named Sammy. It has the personality of an ol' black lady. She doesn't want to move if she doesn't have to. If she does, she wants to be there yesterday, she groans over speed bumps and potholes, and fusses unless you talk sweet to her. You'd almost expect it to yell at you, "Don't you sass me!" I love that car.
 
name your computer linguo after the robot lisa built on the simpsons
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and my car is called the dragon because it sounds fierce, very pissed off, and like it's breathing fire
 
InnerMuse said:
Hey, now. Some cars have such a personality that it almost demands to be named. I had a 85 Ford Ranger named Jalopy Joe. He was an old work truck. I had to jump down on the clutch and kick the shifter to change gears.

My roommate, Josh, has an 80 something Nissan named Sammy. It has the personality of an ol' black lady. She doesn't want to move if she doesn't have to. If she does, she wants to be there yesterday, she groans over speed bumps and potholes, and fusses unless you talk sweet to her. You'd almost expect it to yell at you, "Don't you sass me!" I love that car.
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freaks. :fly:
 
InnerMuse said:
Hey, now. Some cars have such a personality that it almost demands to be named. I had a 85 Ford Ranger named Jalopy Joe. He was an old work truck. I had to jump down on the clutch and kick the shifter to change gears.

My roommate, Josh, has an 80 something Nissan named Sammy. It has the personality of an ol' black lady. She doesn't want to move if she doesn't have to. If she does, she wants to be there yesterday, she groans over speed bumps and potholes, and fusses unless you talk sweet to her. You'd almost expect it to yell at you, "Don't you sass me!" I love that car.
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Damn I love that Josh.
 
My truck has been dubbed "Rusted out shitbox"

My old white pathfinder was simply called "Whitey" sometimes "Big Whitey"

My Highschool sweetheart (86 Bonneville that burned more oil than gas) was lovingly known as "Bess"

My computers are named by their CPU type since I never seem to have 2 of the same. AMD64X23800 is the desktop right now.
 
my first truck was a '79 sky blue ford courier. it was dubbed the blue goose. when my dad bought me my purple civic (he thought i'd love the color :eek:) he named it barnie. now my champagne maxima is called goldie. spange's old car was the roller skate.
 
InnerMuse said:
So, uh what kind of freak names his comp with a "Potatoe" theme? Surely you could be more creative than that?
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holy crap! I didn't know dan qualye posted here :fly: :heart:
 
I work for a medical practice, that might not be a good idea :lol:

edit: NEUROLOGICAL DRUGS OMG
Topamax
Lexapro
Copaxone
Rebif
Tysabri
Levitra
Valtrex
 
InnerMuse said:
So, uh what kind of freak names his comp with a "Potatoe" theme? Surely you could be more creative than that?
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is sarcasm completely lost on you people, or am i just to subtle if i dont use smilies? :heart:
 
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