What should I do with this?

[Grunt]

So my parents got home from their trip to the canary islands, and they brought me something.

They were all excited as they told me they found the "perfect thing for my appartment".
Right.. At the moment this place is a complete mess. Pretty much just a big pile of crap, but NOW its a big pile of crap with this scary looking thing standing on top of it.

Every time I look over it seems to be watching me. I think this thing is evil and wants to take over the world or something, right after it kills me in my sleep..

Does wants this lovely little bugger as a christmas present?

Also, what should it be called?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Sit on it.

 

[Grunt]

Sit on it.

Nah, it would end up deep inside my an0s

 

[fly]

That 2nd pic is UBER creepy

 

[Galen]

That's pretty cool, but what does it do?
Can you put Star Wars figures on it?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hide it in the fucking closet

 

[CletusJones]

that's kinda cool actually. i think it's watching me through the picture, i'm scurrrred

 

[Grunt]

That's pretty cool, but what does it do?
Can you put Star Wars figures on it?

It doesn't really do that much. It just stands there plotting different ways to kill me
And yeah it kinda looks like a star wars monster.. Maybe I should sent it to george lucas and see what he thinks

 

[Grunt]

Hide it in the fucking closet

I would but I'm afraid it would bite my hand off if I touch it

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I would but I'm afraid it would bite my hand off if I touch it

Other than wanting to swallow your immortal soul, it doesnt appear violent
It would probably be ok to handle as long as you put a bag over it first

 

[Grunt]

Other than wanting to swallow your immortal soul, it doesnt appear violent
It would probably be ok to handle as long as you put a bag over it first

Ok, I'll try.. Wish me luck..

 

[Sp`ange]

either a) give it to me or b) send it to your secret santaee..

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

either a) give it to me or b) send it to your secret santaee..

Yes
Passing the evil on to someone else would work as well.

 

[I.C.Water]

 

[Grunt]

Yes
Passing the evil on to someone else would work as well.

I like the way you think

 

[Grunt]

 

[I.C.Water]

present from dad

 

[Grunt]

present from dad

I like it
Wanna trade?

 

[I.C.Water]

I like it
Wanna trade?

uh no your giuft scares me

 

[fly]

Your dad gives better gifts.