I have a preternatural capacity for self-deception
i've been working up to diabolical for years, I think I'm still mischievous
I turn off street lights.
My superpower is that I can name every pokemon without stopping for a breath.
...but you probably couldn't solve an algebraic equation to save your life.
My superpower is that I can name every pokemon without stopping for a breath.
my super power is that I can grow nose hair at an incredibly fast rate on command. I'm still mastering ear hair
I saw you posted in this thread and KNEW it had to be about your feces.I can crap in a bucket from 15 paces
Oh, and I have a pornographic memory.
whatI saw you posted in this thread and KNEW it had to be about your feces.
...and your second comment has already been said. Loser.