What is your goal for this year?

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Take the covers off of your toothbrushes. They encourage the retention of humidity and the growth of fungi and bacteria.

So does your anus.

 

[APRIL]

The wife put those on there because she caught one of the cats chewing on the toothbrushes.

Bane does that occasionally too... put your brushes in the medicine cabinet. Or in fly's ficus.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Bane does that occasionally too... put your brushes in the medicine cabinet. Or in fly's ficus.

I guess we could, but theres not much room in there with all the dildos and such.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I guess we could, but theres not much room in there with all the viagra and such.

 

[Galen]

Sorry you are sick. I was last week and it blew. As for that adorable kitty, if you don't want it anymore, please send it to Dan and I and we will be happy to take care of it. It's soooo cute. Good luck with the doggy thing. I'm starting to want a dog myself. Perhaps someday I'll get one.

I still am sick, but decided to hell with it. Went out for dinner instead and got an interesting Shiraz. As for the rest of the night, I should really read up a bit more on my work and work on with some other crap, which I haven't been up to doing all week, but I guess we'll have to see.

The cat knocked my girlfriends camera onto the floor while we were out (from a very safe place, showing it's malicious intent) so I am not too pleased. I may have to corner it with the hairdryer later.

 

[Galen]

One of mines taken to napping in the sink. WTf?

I'd turn the tap on.

I like the filename.

 

[Sarcasmo]

So does your anus.

Mildew breath.