what is your earliest memory?

I think it was an 16MB SIMM upgrade for my first computer (486). I got to use family computers before, but this was the first one that was mine and this was my first upgrade. I was scared to death that I would let all the magic smoke out and it wouldn't run anymore.
 
Going to grandma and grandpa's turkey farm and gathering eggs. This of course involved poking the turkeys with a sharp stick, grabbing the eggs and running like hell, so it was great fun :)

Oh and I was 4 at the time.
 
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I remember my parents taking me to their friends house for an evening when I was about 2. These people had this toy that I was fascinated with and I played with it all night. All the other kids that were there had gone to sleep. On the way home we ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere and my mom was really pissed off at my dad.
 
I remember sniffing the scent, and then thinking "jesus christ I wish mom had considered some sort of pre birth douching agent"