Syrup Beaver
pants log
I'm almost drunk.
I might run out of beer before I get there though.
And I've been drinking since 3
I might run out of beer before I get there though.
And I've been drinking since 3
I keep waiting for the powers that be to cancel a day of the week.. like, "from henceforth there will be no tuesdays. studies have shown we were actually not meant to have a seven day week."
kinda like finding out Pluto wasn't really a planet in our solar system and that the gestation period for a baby is actually 10 months, not NINE, like I was always lead to believe.
I keep waiting for the powers that be to cancel a day of the week.. like, "from henceforth there will be no tuesdays. studies have shown we were actually not meant to have a seven day week."
kinda like finding out Pluto wasn't really a planet in our solar system and that the gestation period for a baby is actually 10 months, not NINE, like I was always lead to believe.
I'm factoring in self-preservation too, dharma knows where I am sleeping in a few weeks.
She won't beat up her own vagina...
That doesn't even make any sense!
I have a cock just like April.