What is this guy doing?

[Bubbles]

CPR?

I never learned it and never eally thoguht about it. I've already sated I'm dumb, I'd like to bow out of this conversation now with a little bit of dignity.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I hate it when you laugh at me.

I wasn't laughing at you.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

I wasn't laughing at you.

Too late. She's gone. Now you'll never know what true love is.

 

[fly]

You're already breathing out oxygen, it won't make a difference.

Oxygen isn't combustable.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oxygen isn't combustable.

Pure oxygen is in high enough concentrations, isnt it?

 

[theacoustician]

Pure oxygen is in high enough concentrations, isnt it?

yes. The only reason we haven't set the atmosphere on fire is because of the large concentration of nitrogen.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

yes. The only reason we haven't set the atmosphere on fire is because of the large concentration of nitrogen.

Well, in the meantime I'll settle for burning the atmosphere one cubic centimeter at a time then.

 

[Bubbles]

I wasn't laughing at you.

WELL YOU SURE AS HELL WEREN'T LAUGHING WITH ME!!!



I'm sorry that my miniscule brain power will never allow us to merge.

 

[thrawn]

Pure oxygen is in high enough concentrations, isnt it?

no

oxygen is not combustible

 

[theacoustician]

no

oxygen is not combustible

Combustion is nothing more than rapid oxidation. Oxygen is obviously a good oxidizer. Since a fuel free environment is rare on this planet, oxygen usually goes boom when flame is put to it.


READ : QUIT BEING AN ASSCLOWN, YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANT.

 

[thrawn]

Combustion is nothing more than rapid oxidation. Oxygen is obviously a good oxidizer. Since a fuel free environment is rare on this planet, oxygen usually goes boom when flame is put to it.


READ : QUIT BEING AN ASSCLOWN, YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANT.

DONT GET TECHNICAL WITH ME YOU OVER WEIGHT GLOB OF GREASE

oxygen is a wonderful oxidizer, imagine that. but aside from making O3 it needs something else to oxidize. it supports combustion but will not combust. yes, i realize there are usually plenty of fuels for oxygen to react with but OXYGEN DOES NOT COMBUST.

 

[I.C.Water]

Combustion is nothing more than rapid oxidation. Oxygen is obviously a good oxidizer. Since a fuel free environment is rare on this planet, oxygen usually goes boom when flame is put to it.


READ : QUIT BEING AN ASSCLOWN, YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANT.

wouldnt it be the flame goes boom when oxygen is put to it?

 

[thrawn]

wouldnt it be the flame goes boom when oxygen is put to it?

QUIT BEING AN ASSCLOWN, YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANT.

 

[I.C.Water]

QUIT BEING AN ASSCLOWN, YOU KNOW WHAT HE MEANT.

that oxygen is combustable?

 

[JJ Lady]

SO wtf is the picture?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

SO wtf is the picture?

From page 2:

The real answer is:


This guy is using the new breath easy, Toilet Snorkel, formulated to provide a fresh air source during fires in high rise buildings.
In most fires, it's the smoke that will get you, and a source of fresh air can be a life saver. So our inventor designed a way to snake a snorkel through the zigs and zags of your toilet, so you can breath sewer air instead of smoke.


Whatta shitty idea

 

[wr3kt]

Whatta shitty idea

I almost laughed at that.

And then I did.

 

[theacoustician]

wouldnt it be the flame goes boom when oxygen is put to it?

Oxygen is what causes the fuel to go boom. If it were your computer, think of fuel as the music and oxygen as the volume knob.

 

[I.C.Water]

Oxygen is what causes the fuel to go boom. If it were your computer, think of fuel as the music and oxygen as the volume knob.

didnt you just say what i did?

 

[theacoustician]

DONT GET TECHNICAL WITH ME YOU OVER WEIGHT GLOB OF GREASE

oxygen is a wonderful oxidizer, imagine that. but aside from making O3 it needs something else to oxidize. it supports combustion but will not combust. yes, i realize there are usually plenty of fuels for oxygen to react with but OXYGEN DOES NOT COMBUST.

You used to be funny, but now you're just a shithead. What happened?