Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
BigDov said:This makes me wish someone would steal my car Pile of shit that it is.
Just go into walmart and leave the key in it
Itll be gone when you come out
BigDov said:This makes me wish someone would steal my car Pile of shit that it is.
Forrest Dump said:Just go into walmart and leave the key in it
Itll be gone when you come out
ChikkenNoodul said:Does it have airbags?
Drive it into something fast enough to set both of 'em off and wreck the whole front end, but not fast enough to hurt you
Yeah, it takes a few tries to get it rightBigDov said:Oh yeah, it's got airbags.
I guess finding that happy medium of too fast and just fast enough is the scary part of that idea
ChikkenNoodul said:Or hey, seeing as you're in Oregon...
Just put a boatload of pro-Bush/Republican/etc. stickers on it and leave it somewhere conspicuous. The peace loving hippies will have it burning in no time.
BigDov said:Oh yeah, it's got airbags.
I guess finding that happy medium of too fast and just fast enough is the scary part of that idea
crazymike said:just make sure you work your way up from too slow, instead of down from too fast
Bah, you could mess up and make the car unable to move but not get it totalledcrazymike said:just make sure you work your way up from too slow, instead of down from too fast
Pancake_Wagon said:Bah, you could mess up and make the car unable to move but not get it totalled
Or you could dunk it in a lake.BigDov said:So I'm guessing maybe 35 to 40 might be the optimum impact speed, but you'll have to forgive me for being too chickenshit to try
BigDov said:I was going to say Pinto, Yugo or Vega.
Those little minivans suck tooMillions said:I'd say an Esperanto. Thing handles like crap. Forget about even pulling a drive by in it. Can barely make it from Vice Point to Little Haiti in that piece of shit.
Pancake_Wagon said:Or you could dunk it in a lake.
Just make sure you got one of them safety hammers with the knife to cut your seatbelt
Wear floaties in case you bump your nogginBigDov said:I'd probably go stuntman style and jump before it hit the water
Pancake_Wagon said:Wear floaties in case you bump your noggin
crazymike said:Personally I would forget to put it in park at the top of a hill near a lake. But that's just me
My friend once went out to find his car and it wasn't there. He was panicing thinking it was stolen. Then some guy asked if he drove a black honda. It rolled down a hill, through a parking lot and got a gaurd rail just before it was about to roll onto a major highway