What is the worst possible vehicle you could steal...

crazymike said:
Personally I would forget to put it in park at the top of a hill near a lake. But that's just me :p

My friend once went out to find his car and it wasn't there. He was panicing thinking it was stolen. Then some guy asked if he drove a black honda. It rolled down a hill, through a parking lot and got a gaurd rail just before it was about to roll onto a major highway :p
Gremlins I say, gremlins
the worst car to steal is a car with an independent thought process and a thirst for adventure

I don't think you'd want to steal the Planter's Nut Wagon. That thing is a bright yellow target for terrists.