What is the worst possible vehicle you could steal...

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smileynev

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Forrest Dump said:
I guess stealing the oscar meyer wiener truck would be kind of a bad idea.
It would be tough to part out later.
Huh? Everyone loves the weiner.
 
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my brother knows how to break into cars. He used to do valet parking/parking services and can get into most any car now.

We have slim jims, etc... in the garage. Probably not a good thing.
 
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smileynev

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crazymike said:
my brother knows how to break into cars. He used to do valet parking/parking services and can get into most any car now.

We have slim jims, etc... in the garage. Probably not a good thing.
slim jims...:drool:
 

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crazymike said:
my brother knows how to break into cars. He used to do valet parking/parking services and can get into most any car now.

We have slim jims, etc... in the garage. Probably not a good thing.

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!! YEAH!! :lol:
 

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Swatara? I've been through there, but not recently. Suddenly I have this urge to take a trip to the Harrisburg area this weekend :fly:
 

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it woulda been funny if he pissed all over the donuts....

a guy i went to college with got super hammered, stole a donut truck, ran from the cops, crashed the truck, and fled the scene. he also didn't have a license or insurance at the time, and ended up in jail for 4 months.
 
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ChikkenNoodul said:
Does it have airbags?

Drive it into something fast enough to set both of 'em off and wreck the whole front end, but not fast enough to hurt you
Better yet, find some kid to do the driving for you. They love that kind of stuff.