what i did of a satry

you fail to take into account the 3lbs of patchouli-scented incense sticks that hippies are required to carry on their persons at all times
 
If that dickhead and his entire hillbilly family came after me I'd probably just shoot them. They aren't allowed to carry firearms I don't think. The only things I see them wielding are pepper spray guns. Here's a 12-gauge slug. Put that on your t.v. show.

I dunno, if I saw that orange freak coming at me I'd be laughing too hard to resist, I'm sure that's how it works.