What happened in Vegas

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Oct 15, 2004
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Well we went to Vegas last week. In my hopes of leaving in wedded bliss I tried the jealousy angle:

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and that didn't really work, it just made me think

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I should try harder.

So I consulted with the President in the best language I knew him to understand

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and got such a brainstorm everyone's hair stood on end

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I enlisted the help of my friends wr3kt and djfacemachine and one seriously hot manma to convince my sweetiepie that marriage was where it's at

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It seems that SchmilK took a rather alarming liking to the HeCher

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Which I didn't really think much of until things got WAY out of hand

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Luckily, wr3kt came in and took one for the team, saving the day

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SchmilK and I ended up making it legal

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With a little help from our friends

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And then we rushed out for a do-it-yourself kit

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In the hopes of preventing everyone's worst fears

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And then we all got a major surprise visit

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and then lived happily ever after.
 
:fly: hehehe...sure was a fun trip!!

But you forgot my favorite part :eek:

I was gettin it on with Brittney Spears
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When out of no where i was told to stop....but i wasnt ready yet
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So i kicked'm in the balls and got back on that little tramp.
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Well I tried to win big

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And that didn't really work so we decided to go christmas shopping and Ryan said he wanted a PSP the size of a building... well I couldn't disappoint him.

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And he was all happy so I was like YEAH

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Rock on!

Until we gambled all of our money away and had to ride horses home....

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Talk about saddlesore
 
And the Luxor had not a dance club...so while we were chillin on the moon, Sarah started to bust it up OOOOOLLLDDDD SSSCCCHHHOOOLLLL!

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I bet their first fight as a married couple will be over who used up all the shampoo.



I thought for sure you guys would start drinking before the wedding and we would get a thread about Sarah waking up married to an Elvis impersonator and Schmilk covered in scratches after trying to screw a white tiger.
 
b_sinning said:
I bet their first fight as a married couple will be over who used up all the shampoo.



I thought for sure you guys would start drinking before the wedding and we would get a thread about Sarah waking up married to an Elvis impersonator and Schmilk covered in scratches after trying to screw a white tiger.
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:lol: You're funny

We use different shampoos and SchmilK doesn't drink :(
 
Congratulations to you both, I hope you will have many decades, or centuries depending on the advancement of modern medicine, of love together.
 
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