What does your roommate / housemate do that pisses you off to no end?

[mattcohn.com]

I'm in the dorms this year, and it's set up in a "suite" style where it's two dorms sharing a middle small living room / kitchen / bathroom, so four people total. Two of them were exchange students so now it's just me and my 'suitemate' left with our own bedrooms. Here's the problem:

He sings.

Loudly.

TERRIBLY.

We'll have both doors between us closed, I'll be listening to music and I'll STILL hear him over all that.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what I get to listen to live every day.

What does your housemate / roommate do? I can't be alone

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm in the dorms this year, and it's set up in a "suite" style where it's two dorms sharing a middle small living room / kitchen / bathroom, so four people total. Two of them were exchange students so now it's just me and my 'suitemate' left with our own bedrooms. Here's the problem:

He sings.

Loudly.

TERRIBLY.

We'll have both doors between us closed, I'll be listening to music and I'll STILL hear him over all that.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what I get to listen to live every day.

What does your housemate / roommate do? I can't be alone

A nice coat of fire will fix that problem.

 

[shawndavid]

Sounds like Harry Chapin but...um...worse.

Maybe a bit like Mr. Miyagi when he was mourning the anniversary of the death of his wife and child.

 

[shawndavid]

If you send that to me I'll put it to a beat and throw a nice bass line behind it for you - I don't see anywhere to download it.

 

[mattcohn.com]

If you send that to me I'll put it to a beat and throw a nice bass line behind it for you - I don't see anywhere to download it.

ygpm

 

[APRIL]

Horrible singing.


Fly steals my buttplugs.

 

[Valve1138]

broadcast it over the interweb so people will laugh and make fun of him

 

[mattcohn.com]

broadcast it over the interweb so people will laugh and make fun of him

If I was a bit more cruel I would set it as the default song on MySpace.

 

[Penis Envy]

play it at 3am at full volume with speakers facing his door

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If you send that to me I'll put it to a beat and throw a nice bass line behind it for you - I don't see anywhere to download it.

If you do that, be sure to post it back here cuz that shit will be hee-fuckin-larious.

 

[shawndavid]

ygpm

I'll douche around with it for a little while tonight - hit me up on AIM of you're up later and I'll send it to you.

AIM name: djockeysd

 

[djduquet]

You would spend time mixing that?

 

[shawndavid]

You would spend time mixing that?

You never know...something that'll take me 30 minutes while I'm watching The Daily Show could bring Matt endless joy.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You never know...something that'll take me 30 minutes while I'm watching The Daily Show could bring Matt endless joy.

You are quite the humanitarian , sir.

 

[mattcohn.com]

I'll give it a shot too. If there's enough interest, we could have enough to make a little gallery or maybe even vote on them.

 

[eileenbunny]

I live with this guy who keeps sticking his penor in my orafices.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I live with this guy who keeps sticking his penor in my orafices.

ew. that's just gross.

 

[shawndavid]

You are quite the humanitarian , sir.

hahahaha


Sorry - I got a little preoccupied with the boob tube last night. I'll get her done this afternoon at work.

 

[kiwi]

I live with this guy who keeps sticking his penor in my orafices.

Mine tried that once so I poked him with a stick. He hasn't tried again.

 

[Dharma1521]

I'm in the dorms this year, and it's set up in a "suite" style where it's two dorms sharing a middle small living room / kitchen / bathroom, so four people total. Two of them were exchange students so now it's just me and my 'suitemate' left with our own bedrooms. Here's the problem:

He sings.

Loudly.

TERRIBLY.

We'll have both doors between us closed, I'll be listening to music and I'll STILL hear him over all that.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what I get to listen to live every day.

What does your housemate / roommate do? I can't be alone

HAHAHA my dog was FLIPPING out when that was playing.