What does family mean to you?

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

To me it means you can let out any type of fart you like, and they'll be laughing with you, not at you.

 

[smileynev]

You can kick them in the balls, and they'll kick you right back.

 

[BigDov]

To me it means you can let out any type of fart you like, and they'll be laughing with you, not at you.

Silly, girls don't fart.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You can kick them in the balls, and they'll kick you right back.

You Americans are weird.

When I kick my sister in the balls she cries.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Silly, girls don't fart.

Wanna bet?

*burp*

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

family = people I hate but am forced to hang out with anyways

 

[fly]

My mom's in town today, so it means I get a free dinner.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Lately it means being lighter in the wallet.

 

[Nyx]

Family as in my kids? The best thing that has ever happened to me

Family as in parents, siblings, etc? The less said the better.

 

[smileynev]

My mom's in town today, so it means I get a free dinner.

fo sure

 

[Onnotangu]

it means someone will always nag you no matter what.

 

[jaxxor]

F is for food that I eat in my car

A is for assholes, cause that's what they are

M is for mine, cause I don't care about yours

I is for incest if your sister is hawt

L is for lunch, cause I'm hungry right now and losing my train of thought

 

[Desslock]

family = people I hate and don't hang out with.

 

[simple]

a 40oz and a blowjob







I mean a credit card

 

[APRIL]

I love my family.

 

[APRIL]

F is for food that I eat in my car

A is for assholes, cause that's what they are

M is for mine, cause I don't care about yours

I is for incest if your sister is hawt

L is for lunch, cause I'm hungry right now and losing my train of thought

You should write childrens books.

 

[Pandora]

I'm not allowed to use that kinda language here.

The only thing I REALLY have in common with my family is genetics. When I was younger family ment obligation and unrealistic expectations. Now I'm not really sure what I think. The jury's still out on that one.

 

[BigDov]

Immediate family = swell
Aunts, uncles, cousins = whatever
Grandparents = cool

Pretty easy for me.

 

[jaxxor]

You should write childrens books.

I'm not allowed to talk about that anymore :o

 

[Grunt]

To me family is something you love no matter how annoying they can be sometimes. Or you should try to at least..
Its kinda hard when they're sitting on your face and farting on you though. Some day I'll have to get back at my brother for doing it to me as a kid.