What Did Santa Bring you??

$50 gift card to bestbuy
$20 cash and a wallet (which I don't need, but was a nice touch)
a wireless weather station (yeah, totally geeky/nerdy, but actually useful. has a wind speed/direction, outdoor/indoor temp/humidity/barometer, rain gauge).
a laser pointer to torment the cats.
 
You may hate swimming, but pools are also great for floating around models of British ships of the line and blowing them out of the water with a .45 while sipping a Mai Tai. Or in your case, a shirley temple.

The Shirley Temple is a perfectly acceptable beverage you elitist jerk!
 
Let's see I got:
1 nice new fiberglass ultra light paddle for the kayak
a small alligator head
some nice shirts
a book
a massage
a very nice pair of adidas shoes
 
The Michelob holiday gift back, contains two decent snifters and two 24oz bottles of Michelob Chocolate Lager, should be interesting.

The Magic Hat winter mix 12 pack

And some Bard's Tale Dragon's Gold

Chikken, I made you a shirt.

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