So I zip on over to Arbys for lunch today, (yes , I had the roast beef )
and as Im sitting there, Im perusing the local classified rag. The front page has your normal array of used junk for sale, cars, a queensized bed (people buy used beds?) and various other bits of crap.
Then I see it. The ad that has sent my day into a downward spiral of wtf-isms.
The ad read:
"For sale, Squeeze Chute, used, $950"
What in the name of jumping christ is a squeeze chute? And why is it nine hundred and fifty dollars? And used? Used for what, for fucks sake? Is this really the kind of item you want to use after someone else has squeezed it? My wee mind is all a-tizzy in confusion.
So what do YOU think it could be? Bonus cool points if you draw a picture.
and as Im sitting there, Im perusing the local classified rag. The front page has your normal array of used junk for sale, cars, a queensized bed (people buy used beds?) and various other bits of crap.
Then I see it. The ad that has sent my day into a downward spiral of wtf-isms.
The ad read:
"For sale, Squeeze Chute, used, $950"
What in the name of jumping christ is a squeeze chute? And why is it nine hundred and fifty dollars? And used? Used for what, for fucks sake? Is this really the kind of item you want to use after someone else has squeezed it? My wee mind is all a-tizzy in confusion.
So what do YOU think it could be? Bonus cool points if you draw a picture.