Baby Wessel's V. Strawberry Love's tongue: The Argument thread.

well let's the first argument started by asking if I can scalp tickets to this event and if not, who would be able to chase me for 3 miles to stop me
 
This is where you are supposed to get mad, take it personal, and start lashing out at me.

Omg dookie, how could you be so rude and make direct attacks at my fragile psyche? I just want to be sarcastically sardonic about silly cute girls sticking their tongues out. This is war!
 
Omg dookie, how could you be so rude and make direct attacks at my fragile psyche? I just want to be sarcastically sardonic about silly cute girls sticking their tongues out. This is war!

OMG WHY DONT YOU GO COLOR MORE DOGS SISTERFUCKER!!!!!

AND STOP TAKIGN THINGS SO FUCKING PERSONAL