Halp We're getting a visit from the Westboro Baptist Church

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Man, there are millions of signs you could make.

"BLOWJOBS - $20"
"CAN YOU PUT ME UP FOR THE NIGHT? I HAVE THE NAILS"
"I'M A PURPORTEDLY MAGICAL JEW, TOO"
"I LOVE WHORES ALMOST AS MUCH AS JESUS DID"

etc. etc. etc.
 
BTW, you guys are great for coming up with this stuff. i went out to dinner with a friend last night who lost his cousin in the massacre. he was shaking with rage over this visit when we talked about it, and i've sent him a few of these ideas which seem to have lightened him up a bit. he's still not going to be able to go see these fuckers without getting arrested, but he feels a little better knowing how many of us want to screw with them

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"If you think humanity is going down the drain, end your life first and lead by example"
 
"You're kinda hot. What's your twitter name?" -- in reference to the daughter's random crazy tweets.