Welp, this sucks.
- Thread starter taivas
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I love haunted house but haven't been to one in years since I made the mistake of taking my wife to one once. She freaked. She put the scared screaming black girls to shame. She drug me through that place so fast by my arm, bouncing me off of door frames and the props that I was badly bruised the next day. The people working the place doing the scaring would take off their masks and call after me was she ok. We finally get all the way through this monster haunted house and then she pukes in the trash can in the lobby. She scared people waiting in line to go in. That day I made a vow to never ever go to haunted house with her ever again. Just the other day I was explaining to my son to never feed gremlins after midnight or go to haunted houses with his mother.