Or simply tie it to a swallow and have him fly over. They're headed south for the Winter about now anyway, so he won't even be exerting more energy than he would without the extra trip anyway.
Plus it will smell better.
Great minds think alike, *tear.
I think I'm going to roll around with the windows down the AC on full blast and the tranny on "tow". Then leave it idle why I run in to grab some booze