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that is clearly some kind of pipe. Those are giant rats. Call an exterminator or some kind of animal scientist immediately
Welcome aboard!
So, is everything else in your house a half-fixed, temporarily-repaired project just like @Jehannum's cars are? Like, is there's a door handle somewhere that's replaced with a wrench, the side missing off the washer, and a pigtail light bulb socket hanging from the ceiling above the dining room table?
So, is everything else in your house a half-fixed, temporarily-repaired project just like @Jehannum's cars are? Like, is there's a door handle somewhere that's replaced with a wrench, the side missing off the washer, and a pigtail light bulb socket hanging from the ceiling above the dining room table?
That's my houseWelcome aboard!
So, is everything else in your house a half-fixed, temporarily-repaired project just like @Jehannum's cars are? Like, is there's a door handle somewhere that's replaced with a wrench, the side missing off the washer, and a pigtail light bulb socket hanging from the ceiling above the dining room table?
Petunia
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I'm concerned with the lack of response from either party. Hopefully I haven't caused a domestic disturbance.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
How did you two meet?
In my head, I sort of see this:
You are driving late at night and break down in the middle of nowhere. You pop the hood of your car and look in vain for the problem.
Unbeknownst to you, something is watching you from the darkness. Drawn by the smell of a woman and a car both in distress, this monstrous hairy thing bursts into sight. Half man, half hairbeast, this creature literally scares the shit out of you. Amused by the scatological humor of the situation the thing rumbles out a laugh somewhere between Jabba The Hutt and the grunts of a rutting bear, then it leans under the hood of your car and through some mysterious process it gets the car running.
Moved by something, some feeling you don't understand you invite the creature home, shave it and fall in love.
In my head, I sort of see this:
You are driving late at night and break down in the middle of nowhere. You pop the hood of your car and look in vain for the problem.
Unbeknownst to you, something is watching you from the darkness. Drawn by the smell of a woman and a car both in distress, this monstrous hairy thing bursts into sight. Half man, half hairbeast, this creature literally scares the shit out of you. Amused by the scatological humor of the situation the thing rumbles out a laugh somewhere between Jabba The Hutt and the grunts of a rutting bear, then it leans under the hood of your car and through some mysterious process it gets the car running.
Moved by something, some feeling you don't understand you invite the creature home, shave it and fall in love.
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Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Hahaha!
Actually we met in college. We were staying at the same dorm. Occasionally he would go outside with his homemade pvc and duct tape "beater" sticks with some other guys and they'd beat the shit out of each other. I'd come down to laugh at them. Mostly because I could totally take them on and win.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
How often do you have to comb the debris out of his beard?
I don't comb his beard, that thing is his problem. If he wants the kisses he knows what he has to do!
Welcome aboard!
So, is everything else in your house a half-fixed, temporarily-repaired project just like @Jehannum's cars are? Like, is there's a door handle somewhere that's replaced with a wrench, the side missing off the washer, and a pigtail light bulb socket hanging from the ceiling above the dining room table?