Hawt Welcome AppleTurkey

[Jehannum]

How clever an alliteration, oh wife of mine.

 

[Jehannum]

Quick, everyone ask @AppleTurkey how she can tolerate my shitty dental hygiene!

 

[AppleTurkey]

How clever an alliteration, oh wife of mine.

It wasn't my idea, I stole it from Lily.

 

[Domon]

How do you feel about your children being referred to as "fuck trophies" "crotch spawn" and "cunt muppets"

Also, their descent into alcoholism.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

How do you feel about your children being referred to as "fuck trophies" "crotch spawn" and "cunt muppets"

Also, their descent into alcoholism.

Also, J's love of old Japanese automocars

 

[AppleTurkey]

How do you feel about your children being referred to as "fuck trophies" "crotch spawn" and "cunt muppets"

Also, their descent into alcoholism.

I roll my eyes so hard there are little earthquakes.

 

[AppleTurkey]

Also, J's love of old Japanese automocars

After actually driving these little cars, it's really not surprising why he loves them. They are fast and fun, and and respond well to my road rage.

 

[Domon]

Would you sabotage the CPS person's car that insists on coming to your house?

The internet knows your whole life.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I understand road rage well. I prefer mass and a lack of crumple zones, though

 

[AppleTurkey]

Would you sabotage the CPS person's car that insists on coming to your house?

The internet knows your whole life.

Well, if you'd shut up about it to the authorities, we'd have no problem. Plus, I like to think I'm a way better parent than my mom, and she didn't get CPS called on her.

 

[AppleTurkey]

I understand road rage well. I prefer mass and a lack of crumple zones, though

Yeah, the thrill of no crumple zones enhances the experience.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Yeah, the thrill of no crumple zones enhances the experience.

My theory is that enough other cars have them that I am likely to use theirs, so I don't need them

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hello.

 

[AppleTurkey]

What? You get trophies here just for posting? I should've joined sooner, I love getting trophies for doing nothing!

 

[Jehannum]

What? You get trophies here just for posting? I should've joined sooner, I love getting trophies for doing nothing!

This is a useless place after all.

 

[thintoast]

Sweet. Another OP to leghump. Move over Maureen.I'm all about that appleturkey now.

 

[Coqui]

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Forum posters here. You can't pick Jehannum. Only based off of anything he's ever said about people and what you know in your time here.


Go!

 

[Domon]

I know my wife would kill Jehannum, she's really expressed an Internet dislike for him

 

[MadDog]

hi

 

[hydra]

Hello

i will do my best not to destroy you.

this has been your final warning