GAY Wedding shiz

[nukes]

Why not take the time to protect yourself and your stuff? If my inlaws had paid a lawyer $1500 we wouldn't be out $160,000. Regardless of what you can afford to do in the future, losing out on over $100k is a hard pill to swallow for those of us that aren't independently wealthy. It's really worth it to bother with a little planning and make sure you have all your ducks in a row.

You can lead a whore to Vassar, but you can't make her think.

 

[APRIL]

You can lead a whore to Vassar, but you can't make her think.

I'll remember this.

 

[nukes]

I'll remember this.

It's about my ex. I saw it on the men's room wall.
Troof.

 

[Valve1138]

It's about my ex. I saw it on the men's room wall.
Troof.

Saw it next to her phone number.....

 

[Strings]

It's about my ex. I wrote it on the men's room wall.
Troof.

Fixed

 

[Darth Handsome]

Did he say his mother in law is living with him?

 

[nukes]

Did he say his mother in law is living with him?

She never talks, you'd like her.

 

[Darth Handsome]

She never talks, you'd like her.

Quite a life you've carved out for yourself there, bud.

 

[Darth Handsome]

 

[Strings]

Did he say his mother in law is living with him?

Yeah, he's in deep.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Yeah, he's in deep.

It's all for the kids dontcha know.

 

[Strings]

It's all for the kids dontcha know.

They're his legacy.

 

[nukes]

They're his legacy.

Wow.
What would I do with you guys?

 

[Strings]

Wow.
What would I do with you guys?

My kids are my legacy.
If my wife is to be trusted.

 

[nukes]

My kids are my legacy.
If my wife is to be trusted.

I don't think my kids are my legacy, clearly I don't have a legacy.
But I made a decision to bring life into this world, so I'm responsible to foster them until they are free to make their own shitty choices then ruin their own kids lives.

 

[Strings]

I don't think my kids are my legacy, clearly I don't have a legacy.
But I made a decision to bring life into this world, so I'm responsible to foster them until they are free to make their own shitty choices then ruin their own kids lives.

Oh.

 

[helenabear]

I need shoes, jewelry. And maybe a hair decorative piece

I'd skip the necklace on this one unless you have super delicate and close to the collar bone. Definitely strappy sandals of some sort. I see flowy dangly earrings and a bracelet to coordinate with it.

 

[APRIL]

What's the point of a legacy?

 

[nukes]

What's the point of a legacy?

Actually a legacy is supposed to be selfless, like leaving an estate for ones heirs.
I suspect this is a more eastern view of a legacy.
Western movers and shakers want hospital wings named after them.

I'd rather think my struggle made my kids lives a little easier.

 

[august]

You can lead a whore to Vassar, but you can't make her think.

I'm always curious if local colleges have the same reputations elsewhere. like if the reputations spread that far or if only more local people know (e.g. Vassar being Lesbian University or Marist being Mattress College)