Tampa We Are in DC This Weekend... Anyone Up For Dinner/Drinks Friday Night?

[JAXvillain]

there was an escalator fight? man, I always miss the fun around here.

 

[fly]

So how would you describe the flavor of unused tampon?

Although I thought it was 100% cotton, there was also some other chemical taste to it. That can't be good.

 

[JAXvillain]

probably a cross between flame retardant and some sort of herbicide that kills toxic shock syndrome.

 

[eileenbunny]

All three of us agreed that these rock:

http://blogs.glam.com/glamblush/files/2010/05/u-by-kotex.jpg

My only problem is that I feel terrible about using plastic applicators so I don't always buy those. They do rock though.

 

[APRIL]

My only problem is that I feel terrible about using plastic applicators so I don't always buy those. They do rock though.

Hmm... I never thought about that...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Although I thought it was 100% cotton, there was also some other chemical taste to it. That can't be good.

That's the mind control serum.

 

[eileenbunny]

Hmm... I never thought about that...

Yeah, well, I am a tree hugging hippie at heart. So annoying.

 

[APRIL]

Yeah, well, I am a tree hugging hippie at heart. So annoying.

I'm just about a hippie too though... never thought about that. The plastic feels better on light days, the cardboard tends to act like its hitting speed bumps on the way in. It would be better environmentally to keep with the cardboard... thanks for the heads up!

 

[eileenbunny]

I'm just about a hippie too though... never thought about that. The plastic feels better on light days, the cardboard tends to act like its hitting speed bumps on the way in. It would be better environmentally to keep with the cardboard... thanks for the heads up!

What the heck is up with your vag? Speed bumps?

 

[kiwi]

What the heck is up with your vag? Speed bumps?

You know, cats, dildos, smileynev, the normal things you'd find in april's vag.

 

[eileenbunny]

Hey Ape, maybe you should vacuum that out every so often. It can also double as a home abortion since you seem to keep getting knocked up.

 

[APRIL]

DAMN YOU EILEEN!!!

You know on those light days were there isn't much lube to shove a dry stick in there? THOSE are the days I'm bitching about.

 

[Duke]

Hey Ape, maybe you should vacuum that out every so often. It can also double as a home abortion since you seem to keep getting knocked up.

 

[eileenbunny]

DAMN YOU EILEEN!!!

You know on those light days were there isn't much lube to shove a dry stick in there? THOSE are the days I'm bitching about.

Lick the cardboard first. It adds lube. Yummy!

 

[APRIL]

Lick the cardboard first. It adds lube. Yummy!

That just gave me cotton mouth.

 

[eileenbunny]

That just gave me cotton mouth.

Yeah, even I'm a little grossed out by myself today. Something must be wrong with me. Sorry.

 

[ZRH]