ways I've wracked my nuts

Millions said:
Same thing happened to me. Was riding my bike down our street...it was a huge hill...our neighbors stupid ass dog ran out in front of me in the middle of the street. Hit the brakes, flew forward, nailed my nuts on that same joint and flipped over the bike, landing on the goddamned dog that bit me in the arm. No one saw it and no one believed me. :(

I nearly pissed myself laughing at this. The funny part wasn't the nutcracking, but that the dog bit you afterwards! :lol: