Way too much coffee

[Mondoz]

Well Im not seeing the world in slow motion yet, so all isnt lost.
Plus my peepee isnt sore yet.

Get to 100.
You should have a little counter that tells you how many you've had.
It should float around at waist level or so.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

i drank way too much of it this weekend, i was so jittery that it hurt. now my head is pounding from withdrawl
feel better hon

 

[CletusJones]

christ, thats all we need is hyper drunks

we already have them. with everyone mixing redbull with everything i'm suprised nobody's heart has exploded yet.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

we already have them. with everyone mixing redbull with everything i'm suprised nobody's heart has exploded yet.

my bladders about to explode again
brb

 

[Syrup Beaver]

we already have them. with everyone mixing redbull with everything i'm suprised nobody's heart has exploded yet.

Oh they have, it's just been blamed on McDonalds.

 

[CletusJones]

my bladders about to explode again
brb

hold it in and take video of the explosion.

 

[shockthemonkey]

Futurama - 100 cup of coffee episode

omg

 

[Kabn]

Get to 100.
You should have a little counter that tells you how many you've had.
It should float around at waist level or so.

whenever the head of Nixon on your money starts talking, you know you're almost there.

my bladders about to explode again
brb

i can sympathize. i'm supposed to take in about 90oz of water a day for my workout regime. have to piss every half hour.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

my bladders about to explode again
brb

Waterfalls, oceans, rivers, streams, flowing creeks, babbling brooks

 

[Mondoz]

whenever the head of Nixon on your money starts talking, you know you're almost there.

The loot! The loot! The loot is on fire!

 

[Millions]

Get to 100.
You should have a little counter that tells you how many you've had.
It should float around at waist level or so.

I think the lethal dose of caffeine is something like 10-14 grams...which is equivelant to about 100 cups of coffee.

 

[Mondoz]

I think the lethal dose of caffeine is something like 10-14 grams...which is equivelant to about 100 cups of coffee.

I think some of it would have had to have gotten out of your system by then.

Either the caffeine would kill you or the bladder reaching maximum density...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Waterfalls, oceans, rivers, streams, flowing creeks, babbling brooks

lol
Reminds me of that simpsons episode where bart drank a bunch of water before bed so he could wake up early, and he kept dreaming about floating down a river, and there were firehoses spraying everywhere and cheerleaders yelling "GIMME A P, GIMME A P!"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

lol
Reminds me of that simpsons episode where bart drank a bunch of water before bed so he could wake up early, and he kept dreaming about floating down a river, and there were firehoses spraying everywhere and cheerleaders yelling "GIMME A P, GIMME A P!"

Haha!

I always dream about diving when I gotta whiz

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I JUST WASHED ALL MY CLEAN CLOTHES AND DID ALL THE NON DIRTY DISHES + VACUUMED THE CAT
FUCK I HATE COFFEE

 

[CletusJones]

I JUST WASHED ALL MY CLEAN CLOTHES AND DID ALL THE NON DIRTY DISHES + VACUUMED THE CAT
FUCK I HATE COFFEE

vacuumed the cat?

 

[Mondoz]

vacuumed the cat?

They don't like being washed.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

vacuumed the cat?

Im all scratched up now but the fucker wont shed anymore I can tell ya that

 

[CletusJones]

They don't like being washed.

meh, just put it in the dishwasher and then you don't have to deal with it. The mess will be contained.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Im all scratched up now but the fucker wont shed anymore I can tell ya that

Anymore for the next 10 minutes.

Cats defy the whole 'matter has to come from somewhere' thing, they create fur out of nothing