Way too much coffee

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ive drank a whole goddamn pot of coffee this morning. Usually I only drink a cup and a half.
Now Im all fucking jittery. Plus I keep peeing like every 10 minutes. I mean like a big long whizz, too.
I fear I may wear out my urethera before lunch time.
Its Im on coke + beer without the euphoria.

do yuo liek cofe?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

God I love coffee, how I miss it so...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I think Im od-ing

 

[Mondoz]

Futurama - 100 cup of coffee episode

 

[BigDov]

I really don't like plain coffee. But, I do like the flavored variants of it that Starbucks and others sell.......

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Whatever you do, don't drink a lot of beer until after the caffeine wears off.

There'll be a war in your head.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Futurama - 100 cup of coffee episode

what season is that from?
I have 1-3 on dvd and dont remember that one

 

[Mondoz]

Whatever you do, don't drink a lot of beer until after the caffeine wears off.

There'll be a war in your head.

What about cafinated beer?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Whatever you do, don't drink a lot of beer until after the caffeine wears off.

There'll be a war in your head.

good lord, Im barely able to keep the voiced inmy head under control as it is without them fighting with eachother

 

[Millions]

I haven't had my coffee yet this morning. I feel like hell.

 

[CletusJones]

What about cafinated beer?

don't joke about that budweiser is coming out with beer that has caffeine, guarana, and ginseng in it. It'll be the new redbull.

Oh, and I coffee. I could drink it all day long.

 

[Kabn]

what season is that from?
I have 1-3 on dvd and dont remember that one

just a second.

 

[Mondoz]

what season is that from?
I have 1-3 on dvd and dont remember that one

"Three Hundred Big Boys"



*spoilers follow*



Nixon & Zap's army win a war against the spider people, and claim a bunch of treasure.
Everyone gets a dividend from the treasure, and everyone comes up with ways to spend it.

Bender buys thief tools to steal a huge cigar, Fry vows to buy 100 cups of coffee, Leela swims with a whale.

Fry shakes so much from all the caffene that he can't hold still. Eventually Fry hits the 100th cup, and suddenly sees the world in slow motion. He runs around at super speed.
Really funny.

 

[Mondoz]

S01E06 - A Fishfull of Dollars

a classic.

That's the sardine one.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

don't joke about that budweiser is coming out with beer that has caffeine, guarana, and ginseng in it. It'll be the new redbull.

christ, thats all we need is hyper drunks

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What about cafinated beer?

I could swear I've seen a caffeinated malt beverage somewhere.

 

[Mondoz]

don't joke about that budweiser is coming out with beer that has caffeine, guarana, and ginseng in it. It'll be the new redbull.

Oh, and I coffee. I could drink it all day long.

I know, that's what made me think of it.
If caffeine + beer is bad...

 

[Kabn]

That's the sardine one.

S05E11 - Three Hundred Big Boys

knew it was wrong as soon as i pressed submit.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well Im not seeing the world in slow motion yet, so all isnt lost.
Plus my peepee isnt sore yet.

 

[simple]

YESIHAVEHADACOUPLEOFCUPSOFCOFFEEMYDAMNSELFTOO