Watermellons run for cover!

[HydroSqueegee]

Event: Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey, USMC (ret) WPAFB Visit

Who: All valid DoD ID card holders are welcome to attend
Date: 24 April 2007
Time: 1100-1230
Where: Base Theater, Kittyhawk Annex

What: There will be a short presentation followed by a Q&A session and afterwards the Gunney will be available to meet with attendees if time permits

oh shit! should i go meet the gunney himself?!

 

[JAXvillain]

sure, why not

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yes.

 

[Josh]

Hell yeah. That guy seems like a cool dude to meet. Lucky if you do go and meet him.

 

[fly]

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PRIVATE PYLE?

 

[Josh]

WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PRIVATE PYLE?

Shockwave soundboards:
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http://www.fuckingright.com/uploader/files/1/jacket2.swf

 

[my little brony]

hell yes, mail call rocks

 

[Josh]

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"
"I bet they regretted that!"

 

[fly]

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"
"I bet they regretted that!"

THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN YOUR MOMMAS LEG AND ENDED UP AS A BROWN STAIN ON THE MATTRESS! I THINK YOU BEEN CHEATED.

 

[Onnotangu]

hells yeah I love gunney

 

[HydroSqueegee]

bah! had to take a late lunch today, so im not gonna get to see him. The area around the theater was packed, so i doubt i could have gotten in anyhoo.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You obviously do not pack the gear to server the the Gunneys beloved corps.

 

[Sarcasmo]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, GUNNY. ARE YOU GONNA STAND THERE LIKE SOME GODDAMNED RETARD OR ARE YOU GONNA SAY HI TO ME. I DIDN'T DRIVE ALL THE WAY OUT HERE JUST TO GET A BLOWJOB FROM YOUR SISTER.