Wanko-super-awesome-mega-cool-hyped thread.

Yeah so this one time I was driving the Pathfinder down the freeway when all of the sudden this like Apache helicopter or whatever comes screaming out of nowhere shooting missiles or something at me so I'm like "wtf no wai" and I drove off the freeway into the winderbrush on the side of the road and started tearing across it all crazy with the Apache or whatever chasing after me. So I opened up my glove box and pulled out my stinger missile and shot that bastard down then I went to costco and had a hot dog. It was good.
 
I do not endorse this thread.

However, since my name is on it, this thread is now about the pros and cons of regular masturbation. Does it hinder sexual performance, or help it?
 
feel the wonkinator? what kind of sub title is that for a thread. I'm absolutely SHOCKED that this turned into a thread about masturbation.

What do you mean by "regular" masturbation? Can I still switch hands occasionally? Use the western grip?