w00t! Hit my goal weight!

[dbzeag]

No he was trying to get me to wear his undies at his BBQ, he said that he had considered wearing them swimming.

I declined as they had a ball pouch.

I think I need pictures of him in them to get the mental image.

 

[JAXvillain]

My poops consistently weigh about the same
Unless I eat like 3 steaks for dinner, then the next one is a whopper

I'm not surprised in the slightest that you weigh your bowel movements
you should enjoy this site. SFW
http://www.poopreport.com/BMnewswire/972.html

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I can't believe you just divulged Burger King's trade secret.

It wasn't much of a secret.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

No he was trying to get me to wear his undies at his BBQ, he said that he had considered wearing them swimming.

I declined as they had a ball pouch.

Good place to store a beer.

 

[Coqui]

It wasn't much of a secret.

You knew they got their burgers from Drool already?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They have a similar odour.

 

[kiwi]

Shortguy was all complaining this morning cause his pants are too big and apparently his belt it too. He didn't think my solution of eating more was a good one.

 

[Coqui]

Shortguy was all complaining this morning cause his pants are too big and apparently his belt it too. He didn't think my solution of eating more was a good one.

Tell him to start squatting then.

 

[JAXvillain]

Shortguy was all complaining this morning cause his pants are too big and apparently his belt it too. He didn't think my solution of eating more was a good one.

did you pull a pair off one of the kid's ken dolls and send him on his way?

 

[Coqui]

 

[dbzeag]

They have a similar flavor.

fixed, you disgusting blob.

 

[dbzeag]

Shortguy was all complaining this morning cause his pants are too big and apparently his belt it too. He didn't think my solution of eating more was a good one.

Ky's should be the right fit, I would assume.

Honestly, does he shop in the Boys section of stores? I know when chim was trim he was shopping there. Size 16 L

I did feel like a pedo as I waited outside the changing room as he tried on jeans.

 

[fly]

Shortguy was all complaining this morning cause his pants are too big and apparently his belt it too. He didn't think my solution of eating more was a good one.

Get some pants from your daughter's Ken doll.

 

[JAXvillain]

Get some pants from your daughter's Ken doll.

b10 by a mile

 

[fly]

b10 by a mile

whoa

 

[dbzeag]

b10 by a mile

But it's still funny when he said it because it's not you.



B& for personal attack!!!

 

[Coqui]

b10 by a mile

Does that make him pot or kettle?

 

[JAXvillain]

pot scares him so we'll make him the kettle

 

[Coqui]

pot scares him so we'll make him the kettle

 

[smileynev]

Goal weight? WTF is a goal weight? You look way too skinny to have reached any kind of goal that makes sense to me. And what is "wiifitting"? Some kind of key party game with just dudes?