vince offer busted!

[Syrup Beaver]

Have you seen how caked up Billy Mays looks now?

His commercials aren't in high-definition, so I haven't really noticed...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

and thats a good thing

 

[snoogit]

His commercials aren't in high-definition, so I haven't really noticed...

the ESPN commercials were.

 

[Josh]

Man he looks fuckin blitzed in those photos, like the local drunks.

 

[b_sinning]

Vince should have covered her mouth with a shamwow. It would have absorbed all of her screams.

 

[Duke]

I guess she wasn't made in Germany.

 

[b_sinning]

That's what she looked like later the night of the attack.

She needs to just add a little liquid leather around her eyes and she's good to go.

 

[tre]

wow, he slapchopped her face up pretty good

 

[b_sinning]

He Hercules Hooked her.

 

[JAXvillain]

holy shit!

 

[Duke]

She got shamworked.

 

[plot]

so he had to tell her twice huh?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's what happens when you charge that much for lopsided cup cousins.

 

[plot]

i noticed that too, wtf. looks like she could only afford one implant.

either that or vince popped the other one.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im sure she had it coming
Probably spilled a beer or something

 

[b_sinning]

A little bit of mighty putty could fix the lopsided boobs.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Vince is a lightweight
Ron Popeil woulda put that bitch in the morgue.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

He doesn't look like a terribly large fellow, no.

 

[b_sinning]

She better be happy Vince hasn't been using Billy Banks bootcamp or the power trainer pro or she would have been really fucked up.

 

[tre]

Im sure she had it coming
Probably spilled a beer or something

nah, you can pick it all up and back into a glass with the shamwow