fuck if anyone started a text to me with "dude" i'd delete their number and throw the phone in the bin
That's a rather expensive habit you have there.
Are they still dating or has that relationship swindled too?
(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
(281): How do you jack off and text at the same time?
(1-281): On my iPhone they have an app for that
(540): I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
(540) I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.